new pants and new shoes :3
oh yeah and i actually did my make up
here, look what i found in the bathroom it is made of paper and i shall chew it up all over the floor, look at it before i eat it look at it no why are you taking it away from me that’s not fair where did it go it was right there where did you put it
why is everyone named kevin annoying
star trek GIF froze and i’m
Dear friend, my it has been a good couple of years. I still felt you were compatible, but Mother saw your scars and thought it time for you to go. There is nothing wrong except what they may see on the outside, but let me tell you… You were there for me. Sometimes you would throw temper tantrums, but I always found a way to get through to you. Dear friend, I bid you farewell. Perhaps the world will make something of you and you will be amazing. Perhaps we will meet again, both with a new face and new experiences.
Your replacement is not yet accustomed to me, and I not it. Your keys were perfectly worn to my fingertips. Your exterior had scratches that I could tell stories about.
Goodbye, old friend.
That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.
When my cat does this, we call it his ‘thriller dance.’
this is both extremely hilarious and incredibly terrifying
how does a person look into the eyes of a terrified child and have the guts to pull the trigger
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
what if they’re passionate about murder